■ Pieter-Dirk Uys will bring his latest show, When in Doubt Say Darling, to the Fugard Theatre from Tuesday August 7 to Saturday August 25. Pieter-Dirk Uys is sorting out 40 years of distress, disguise and disgust: from apartheid to tripartite, from amandla to Nkandla. Wigs, glasses, wagging fingers, toyi-toyis, red berets, trump cards of madness, icons and aikonas. From Bezuidenhouts, Raubenheimers and Ramaphosas to Alzheimer’s. Tickets cost from R140 to R160. Call 021461 4554 or visit www.thefugard.com to book.